month you were born* JANUARY-----------I KISSED FEBRUARY---------I KICKED MARCH-------------I SLEPT WITH APRIL---------------I MADE OUT WITH MAY-----------------I BEAT UP JUNE----------------I HAD SEX WITH JULY-----------------I MARRIED AUGUST------------I DREAMED ABOUT SEPTEMBER--------I RUBBED OCTOBER-----------I BITCH SLAPPED NOVEMBER---------I RAPED DECEMBER----------I SLAPPED
*DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON* 1--------A HOBO 2--------MY BESTFRIENDS 3--------D-D-D-D-D-D-DORA (THE EXPLORER) 4--------A TEDDY BEAR 5-------- A NOODLE 6--------A MOP 7------- A MILF 8--------MYSELF 9--------A HOMO 10-------A SEXY PERSON 11------A SPOON 12-------MY NEIGHBOR 13--------A GANGSTER 14--------A HOE 15-------A LESBIAN 16-------A PICKLE 17-------MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND 18-------A PREP 19------- MY EX 20-------MY HOMIES GF/BF 21-------A BANANA 22------- A SEXY BITCH 23-------MY MOM 24-------A PIZZA 25-------A COW 26-------YOU 27-------SPONGEBOB 28-------1000 people 29-------WITH MY FIRST EX BF/GF 30-------HIM/HER 31-------MY UNCLE
*COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT* WHITE---------BECAUSE I'M A POWER RANGER BLACK----------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE TAN------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA. YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO. GREEN------------BECAUSE I'M OH SO SEXXY BLUE----------BECAUSE THATS WHAT I DO PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN. GRAY------------BECAUSE I'M BALLIN. NO SHIRT ------.BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO ORANGE--------BECAUSE THATS HOW I ROLL. RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH. MAROON--------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK. BROWN--------- BECAUSE THAT IS WHY I'M HOTT STRIPED---------.BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER PINK---------------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO. TYE-DIE----------BECAUSE I'M A PORN STAR. OTHER------------BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling If you get more than 20, youre paranoid. If you get 10-20, you are normal. If you get 10 or less, youre fearless. People who dont have any are liars.
I fear...
[x] the dark [ ] staying single forever [ ] being a parent [ ] giving birth (ewww...) [X ] being myself in front of others [ ] open spaces [ ] closed spaces [x] heights (I just get freaked!) [ ] dogs [ ] birds [ ] fish [X ] spiders [ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far:4
[ ] being touched(O.O) [x ] fire [ ] deep water [x ] snakes [ ] silk (O.O What the fudge?) [x ] the ocean [x ] failure [ ] success [ ] thunder/lightning [x ] frogs/toads [ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad [ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom [ ] rats [x] jumping from high places [ ] snow
Total so far:10
[ ] rain [ ] wind [] crossing hanging bridges [ ] death [ ] heaven [x] being robbed [x ] falling [ ] clowns [x] dolls [x] large crowds of people [ ] men [ ] women [ ] having great responsibilities [x] doctors, including dentists (Those jerks! Lol) [x] tornadoes
Total so far:16
[X] hurricanes(Yea like being named after one and your middle name happend to be lousie which hurricane katrina hit!) [x] incurable diseases [X] sharks [ ] Friday the 13th [XXXXXX] ghosts [ ] poverty [ ] Halloween [ ] school [ ] trains [ ] odd numbers(O.o) [ ] even numbers(o.O) [X ] being alone [x ] becoming blind [] becoming deaf [ ] growing up
Total so far: 22
[x] creepy noises in the night [x ] bee stings [x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals [] needles [ ] blood [x ] dinosaurs-The horror of deasect park(cant spell) [ ] the welcome mat (Huh?) [] high speed [ ] throwing up [ ] falling in love [x] super secrets